I think my cat has schizophrenia...i'm not kidding this isn't a joke (it's just hilarious because it's true ) anyway he keeps running around the house licking himself and fighting the invisible enemy. it's funny, but i'm a little bit concerned. i mean what if he becomes friends with his invisible enemy and (because all invisible animals hate me ever since my thirteenth birthday) they plot to kill me, and then i won't be able to sleep at night without my spray bottle of water and my dog-slingshot. i don't think i could handle that. anyway, that's an update in my life.